I got her a Nickelback box set.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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