Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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