yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
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and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
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