i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
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Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
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There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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