how can u be prego again
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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