Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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