I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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