Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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