i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
how drunk are you?
Several
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize
