Dual....:-)
if i'm ever as drunk as the girl in front of me... kill me.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
Well I'm sorry I assumed you were a human and that humans have the capability to forget sometimes.
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