Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Sober me is really good at getting to the airport on time. Drunk me is really good at shitting my pants. Do you know how much pants cost at the airport????
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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