U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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