That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think i ate a live goldfish last night. that i caught with my hand in a kiddie pool. my stomach really hurts.
I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
In the middle of having sex she stopped, said "guess what, it's clitoris awareness week" and then continued fucking me
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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