if only i could text you this smell
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
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Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
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Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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