theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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