Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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