i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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