I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Will you blow on my dice?
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
you never un-have a 4some
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