If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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We just taught the Brazilian how to smoke out of a vuvuzela.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
and then I said "oh, I see the price of Plan B has gone up". and the pharmacist looked at me very sadly. I was just trying to make conversation.
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Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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