adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
breakfast this morning: omelette, Valium and baileys hot chocolate
Now that sounds like the breakfast of champions
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