He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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