Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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