everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
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it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Just find a separated / divorcing man. They’re too upset to fall in love, too helpless to be alone and too horny to think straight. Smile at him the right way and he’ll be thrilled to be with a sexy younger woman!
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