Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
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She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
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Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
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