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so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.

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What...you let him do that?

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It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow

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(650): so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow. (415): What...you let him do that? (650): It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow http://tfl.nu/aum0

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.

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(202): God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now. http://tfl.nu/vtz7

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(540): View more from Virginia

my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.

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(540): my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited. http://tfl.nu/8ftm

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut

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(215): i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut http://tfl.nu/7c6t

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(509): View more from Washington

Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.

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(509): Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25. http://tfl.nu/jw4t

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(712): View more from Iowa

I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"

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(712): I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it" http://tfl.nu/ijmk

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(509): View more from Washington

Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart

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(509): Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart http://tfl.nu/gb8n

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"

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(780): We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!" http://tfl.nu/le50

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.

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(413): I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night. http://tfl.nu/bi4m

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(301): View more from Maryland

Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury

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(301): Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury http://tfl.nu/pv7s

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(515): View more from Iowa

I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?

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(515): I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king? http://tfl.nu/4eun

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(254): View more from Texas

GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT

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^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.

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(254): GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT (254): ^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out. http://tfl.nu/79e1

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(330): View more from Ohio

Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?

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(330): Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship? http://tfl.nu/gnhb

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(206): View more from Washington

She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?

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(206): She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What? http://tfl.nu/e1z9

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(562): View more from California

The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.

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(562): The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico. http://tfl.nu/31h6

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