YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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