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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
We'll cross that bridge when we come to it... Or burn it. Either way we'll deal with it later
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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