I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
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Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
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I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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