Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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