Sry I called you an 8
Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
i'm in his bathroom *freshening up* and he not only has a hairdryer... but a straightener. get me out of here... NOW
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i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever