When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
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You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
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I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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