she takes plan B like it's going out of style
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
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My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
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I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
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