im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
So I ate yogurt with the back of my toothbrush. I feel like I've officially been initiated into college.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Randomize
