He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
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he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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