Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
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luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
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What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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