This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I'm wearing boardshorts as underwear to work. This is bachelorhood
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Happy Halloween!! Last Halloween we spent together you got brought home in a shopping cart
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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