She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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