if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
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