my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
sounds like you fell off the wagon.
fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.
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Bank of America texted me 7 times in 12 hours to say my balance was below $50. I kept transfering money back in. Then I texted my bank saying that it was okay, i knew what I was doing.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
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I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
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