Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
