Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
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