I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
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so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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