one might say we're banned from that church
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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