is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
You popped the Plan B pill then clapped twice, said "mischief managed" and headed tward the bar.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
In honor of Super Tuesday, we should have the sex tonight.
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
