Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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