Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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