They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I almost got away with it until she smelled beer on the stroller.
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
The guy had great intentions when throwing us free beer off the balcony... but of course I was the one to get hit in the face because that's the kind of luck I have
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Such a big mess for such a small penis
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
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