I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
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