can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
how drunk are you?
Several
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Randomize
