like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
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She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Right when he gets off the plane they're going straight to a party where you're only allowed in with a bottle of whisky and they are given bullet proof vests.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
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Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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