How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
