Is it normal to miss your booty call?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
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Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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