All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I had to sleep with my math professor to pass algebra. Apparently my blowjobs are only C+ quality
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
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As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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