i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I just heard a mom tell her toddler son "shut the fuck up. Don't ask me to buy you shit when i'm taking u to go see some fucking animals" welcome to the bronx.
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
It's no shave November. This is our time.
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
Playing pong against a girl who fucked my ex boyfriend so that's how my nights going
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
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