i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
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No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
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In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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