At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
If I don't end up being a booty call for Valentine's Day, you wanna go to the movies?
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Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
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